Some of these I have really heard.. you figure out which ones..

6. I don't do any serious drugs, but if I don't smoke atleast one joint a day I get the shakes.

5. I know I don't have any diseases because I get tested once every three months.

4. I have to get home by 6 so this ankle thingy won't call my probation officer.

3. You remind me of someone.. my dad.

2. I hope we don't run into my ex-husband/boyfriend. He follows allways follows me around.

1. I can communicate with dead people.. your mother is with us right now.